this kim kardashian game is so frustrating… kim’s expecting me to drop everything and meet her in australia when i have about three projects on and a date with casey to keep… damn kim why are you so demanding… chill the fuck out

8 hours ago · 2 notes · reblog

i literally just watched that one last night!!!!

I CAN’T I’VE DIED

1 day ago · 3 notes · reblog

the office episode with the ben franklin impersonator!!! and dwight is trying to work out if it’s the real ben franklin!!!!!! oh! my! god! 

1 day ago · 6 notes · reblog

every time i see the nurse who writes my prescription she tells me i’ve lost weight when she weighs me and adds “not that you need to :)” she is the NICEST

2 days ago · 3 notes · reblog

every time i get a message from ralph it’s so nice????? he makes me so happy you’re the best ralph

6 days ago · 1 note · reblog

i can’t get over this sam pepper thing… like was he just pinching girls’ arses and pretending it was someone else? for 3-5 mins? it would be like filming someone tapping people on the shoulder and then quickly running to their other side when they turned round just to shout “gotcha”??? how does he get views i’m so confused what part of it is funny

1 week ago · 4 notes · reblog

is it too early to start hallowe’en shopping

neversandnowheres replied to your post “there’s this website called invisible girlfriend which lets you create…”

i think it might be okay if you use a photo of yourself youve not uploaded anywhere else so you can’t reverse image search it? but i dont know for sure if that would help

… this is genius why didn’t i think of it

1 week ago · 1 note · reblog

changed my selfie tag

bye bye jui juicebox

1 week ago · 2 notes · reblog

there’s this website called invisible girlfriend which lets you create a fake girlfriend so you can tell people you’re dating someone without actually having a relationship and you can submit a selfie to the website so they can use your face and while i really like the idea behind it and how it could help people there’s a serious danger of getting someone creepy isn’t there

they do pay you per selfie though so idk

1 week ago · 3 notes · reblog
SJ.