kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

  • *character shows signs of possible attraction to more than one gender*
  • me: omg what if they're bi??
  • straight people: what if they're GAY?
  • straight people: what if they're STRAIGHT with an EXCEPTION?
  • straight people: what if they are a COLLECTIVE of SIXTEEN FISH imitating HUMAN ATTRACTION PATTERNS as a part of their DEVIOUS DISGUISE?

tastefullyoffensive:

tastefullyoffensive:

Dogs Sitting on Cats [video version]

Previously: Dogs Using Computers

I added a few more.

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

12 hours ago · 16,461 notes · franerys (the source) · reblog
What do we say to the god of death?
  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

recentgooglesearches:

how to force bronies to unfollow you

SJ.