• 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
10 hours ago · 50,751 notes · dondaario (the source) · reblog
10 hours ago · 88,098 notes · dondaario (the source) · reblog

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

w-ar-ri-or:

El92 | via Tumblr on We Heart It.

willow-pape:

oceantidelives:

willow-pape:

oceantidelives:

Get out of my face willow-pape

Gladly. I hate looking at ugly

I didn’t say the mirror
willow-pape
I said get of of my Face

I can Fucking read


Tags: #!!!!

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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oknope:

"what will you do if your boyfriend cheats on you?"
me: 
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SJ.