precumming:

lordfucksquad:

lordfucksquad:

precumming:

Kiss me.

I’ll have to ask my mum first.

She said no.

Have her call my mom.

pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

nikktheconqueerer:

YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS

brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans

STOOPPPPO

gunmetals:

you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?

i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it

i literally just watched that one last night!!!!

I CAN’T I’VE DIED

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

the office episode with the ben franklin impersonator!!! and dwight is trying to work out if it’s the real ben franklin!!!!!! oh! my! god! 

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emilkyy:

thanks, I needed this.

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

SJ.